40th Wedding Anniversary

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 40 wonderful years together.

He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 40 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”