Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. ONE! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house seems to know HOW to replace a light bulb. They don’t even notice when the bulb is BURNT OUT! They’d sit in darkness for DAYS before they figured it out. And when they did, they wouldn’t be able to find the bulbs, even though they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for FIFTEEN YEARS. If they somehow did manage to find them, the chair they dragged from across the room to reach the bulb would still be sitting right there DAYS later! And under it? The wrapper from the bulbs they used! WHY? Because no one in this house knows how to throw anything away! Honestly, it’s a miracle we haven’t all been buried under the endless piles of junk… Sorry, what was the question again?