Ageless Living

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One day, an older gentleman went in for a checkup.

After the examination, the doctor was amazed. “Wow, Mr. Thompson! I have to say, you’re in the best shape of any 65-year-old I’ve ever seen!”

“Did I say I was 65?”

“Well, no… Did I read your chart wrong?”

“You sure did! I’m 86!”

“Eighty-six? Incredible! You’d be in great shape even if you were 25! How old was your father when he passed away?”

“Did I say he was dead?”

“You mean…”

“That’s right! He’s 108 and still going strong!”

“My goodness! You must come from an incredibly healthy family! How long did your grandfather live?”

“Did I say he was dead?”

“No! You can’t mean…”

“That’s right! He’s 128 and getting married next week!”

“One hundred and twenty-eight? That’s amazing, Mr. Thompson. But, I have to ask, does a man really want to get married at that age?”

“Did I say he ‘wanted’ to get married?”