An engineer and a doctor both found themselves falling for the same woman.
One day, the doctor decided to express his feelings and gave her a rose, which she thought was a sweet and romantic gesture.
Meanwhile, over the next few days, the engineer brought her an apple each day. On the third day, unable to contain her curiosity, she asked, “Why do you keep bringing me apples?”
With a grin, the engineer replied, “Well, you know what they say—an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”