An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are good friends and go on a sailing trip in the Caribbean. Unluckily they get caught in storm, the boat is smashed on a reef and they just barely manage to swim to shore.
They are miles from anywhere, there’s no-one around, the rain is pouring down and the wind is howling.
They huddle together on the beach, wet, cold, miserable and exhausted. Eventually Wolfgang gets up and says, “Sehr gut my friends, I shall for rocks and branches looking go and for us a shelter to construct.”
Then Thierry stands and says, “Eh bien mes amis, I will search some fruits and some berries and maybe we can eat somesing.”
They both look down expectantly at Bob who leans back on his elbows and says, “You two can do what you like but I’m not working in these conditions.”