A teenager walks into a fast-food joint for a job interview. The manager looks over his application and asks, “So, what kind of hourly wage are you expecting?”
The kid thinks for a second and confidently replies, “I was thinking… maybe $20 an hour?”
The manager nods and says, “Alright, that sounds fair. Plus, we’ll throw in a month of paid vacation, full medical and dental coverage, and a company car.”
The kid’s eyes widen. “Are You Joking!”
The manager leans back with a smirk. “Yes, but you started it.”