A man walks into a bar and confidently approaches the bartender. “I’ll bet you $5,000 that I can pee into a cup all the way across the bar without missing,” he says.
The bartender, knowing full well that this is impossible, smirks and agrees to the bet.
They set up the challenge, and the man begins. But instead of making it into the cup, he completely misses—spraying everywhere. The bartender bursts into laughter, celebrating his easy win.
Still grinning, the man strolls over to his friends, exchanges a few words, then returns and hands the bartender the $5,000.
Curious, the bartender asks, “Why do you look so happy? You just lost a huge bet.”
The man chuckles. “Because I just bet my friends $10,000 that I could make you cheer while I peed all over your bar.”