A blonde woman goes into an electronics store and points to an item on the shelf.
“I’d like to buy this television,” she says excitedly.
The salesman, shaking his head, replies, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.”
Shocked, she storms out of the store. That evening, she dyes her hair black, changes her outfit, and returns the next day.
“Hi there! I’d like to purchase this television,” she says confidently to another salesman.
Without hesitation, he responds, “Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.”
Now completely frustrated, she exclaims, “But how did you know I was blonde?”
The salesman smirks and says, “Because that’s not a TV… it’s a microwave.”