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a real Rugby player

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place…..

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK….

“What’s that for”…? the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me”….

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

“What’s that”…? the lady questions again. “Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV”….

Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams, “Don’t tell me you have AIDS….

The man replies, “No, no…!!! Calm down…!!!It will say ADIDAS in a minute…..