A man rushes into a bar and, before he even takes a seat, yells to the bartender, “I need a double whiskey, right now!”
The bartender, raising an eyebrow, asks, “Is everything alright?” as he prepares the drink.
“Absolutely not!” the man replies. “I just found out that my brother has been secretly in love with my best friend for over five years… and he’s gay!”
The bartender, a bit taken aback, says, “Wow, that’s tough. I’m really sorry to hear that.”
A few days later, the same man storms into the bar, looking even more upset. “Give me another double, same as last time,” he demands. The bartender quickly pours him two double shots.
“Hey man, you doing okay? Looks like things aren’t getting any better for you,” the bartender asks.
“Ugh, you wouldn’t believe it,” the man says, shaking his head. “My son just came out as gay, too. And to top it off, he ran off with his sister’s boyfriend! The whole house is in chaos!”
That weekend, the man walks in yet again and says, “Just give me the whole bottle today.”
Shocked, the bartender sighs and asks, “Is there anyone in your family who likes women?”
The man downs two glasses in quick succession, looks at the bartender, and says, “Yeah, my wife apparently does!”