A visually impaired man walks into a bar and finds a quiet corner as no one approaches him. After a while, he clears his throat and asks, “Anyone up for a blonde joke?”
Just then, the bartender interjects, “Before you start, let me point out that right next to you is a cage-fighting blonde, and on the other side is a robust blonde softball player. By the way, I’m also blonde—and I can bench 500 pounds. Are you sure you want to go ahead with that joke?”
The man pauses, then replies, “Obviously not! I don’t have time to repeat the same joke three times.”