Ever since second grade, John had auditioned for every school play, but he never got a part—until now. Bursting through the front door, he shouted, “Dad! I finally got a role!”
His father, excited for him, asked, “That’s great, son! Who do you play?”
John beamed and said, “I’m playing a man who’s been married for 20 years and has three kids!”
His dad patted him on the back and said, “Oh, I’m sorry son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.”