At a dinner party, a lively debate arose among the guests about whether men or women were better at keeping secrets.
“No woman,” one man said dismissively, “can truly keep a secret.”
“Oh, really?” a woman responded, clearly irritated. “I’ve kept my age a secret since I turned twenty-one.”
“You’ll slip up someday,” the man replied confidently.
The woman shook her head. “I doubt that! If a woman has held onto a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”