One day, Tommy Lee walked into a brothel on the west coast of Canada. He was welcomed by a beautiful hostess who politely asked how she could assist him.
With his thick Newfoundland accent, Tommy said, “I’m here to see Sandy May.”
The hostess replied, “Alright, she’s almost done and will be with you shortly.”
Sandy May soon appeared and led Tommy to the back, ready to get down to business. She said, “It’s $300 for the full service.” Tommy handed her $300, and Sandy made sure it was worth every penny.
The next day, Tommy came back at the same time and asked to see Sandy May again. This time, she was ready and waiting. Recognizing him, Sandy asked if he wanted the same arrangement as yesterday. Tommy nodded, gave her three $100 bills, and off they went.
On the third day, Tommy returned. The hostess smiled and said, “Let me guess, you’re here for Sandy May?” Tommy replied, “You got it!” She directed him down the hallway to where Sandy was.
This time, Sandy was more comfortable with Tommy, and she started to chat a bit. She asked, “Where are you from, Tommy?” With pride, he said, “St. John’s, Newfoundland!” Sandy’s face lit up with interest. “No way! I’m from there too! What part?” she asked. “East Meadows,” Tommy replied. Sandy looked shocked, “That’s where my parents live!” Tommy smiled and said, “I know. They’re my neighbors, and they asked me to bring you $900.”