An elderly lady was waiting to pull into a parking spot when a young man in a shiny new red Mercedes zoomed around her and took the spot she’d been waiting for.
Fuming, the lady walked over and said, “I was going to park there!”
With a smirk, the man replied, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and sharp.”
More upset than ever, she got back into her car, put it in reverse, then hit the gas and rammed into his Mercedes.
The young man rushed over, yelling, “Why would you do that?”
With a satisfied smile, she answered, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and wealthy!”