Old Lady and Her Hat!

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An elderly woman was standing at the rail of a cruise ship, gripping her hat tightly to keep it from being swept away by the wind.

A man approached her politely and said, “Excuse me, ma’am. I don’t mean to intrude, but did you realize that your dress is flying up in this strong wind?”

“Yes, I’m aware,” she replied calmly, “but I need both hands to hold on to this hat.”

“But, ma’am,” he added earnestly, “your…um, your lower half is completely exposed!”

The woman glanced down, then looked back at him with a grin. “Sir, anything down there is 80 years old. But I just bought this hat yesterday!”