A wealthy lawyer is cruising in his limo when he spots two men by the roadside, bending down and munching on grass. Curious, he pulls over and rolls down his window.
“Hey, why are you guys eating grass?” he asks.
One of the men looks up and replies, “We’re too poor, sir. We don’t have anything else to eat.”
The lawyer pauses for a moment, then says, “Hop in! You and your buddy can come home with me and I’ll feed you.”
The man hesitates. “But sir, I have a wife and kids… and so does my friend.”
“Bring them too!” the lawyer insists.
Soon, the limo is packed with the two men, their wives, and their children. One of the women turns to the lawyer with teary eyes. “Sir, you have no idea how much this means to us. Thank you!”
The lawyer smiles warmly and says, “No worries! The grass is almost a foot tall, you’ll love it”