An elderly man was pulled over by a female cop during a routine traffic stop.
She leaned in and said, “License and registration, please.”
The old man turned to his wife in the passenger seat. “What’d she say?”
“She wants your license and registration” his wife replied.
He handed them over, and the officer glanced at his ID.
“Oh, New York! I once dated a guy from there. Worst lover I ever had,” she joked.
The man looked at his wife again. “What’d she say this time?”
His wife sighed. “She thinks she might know you.”
Key: Old Couple Jokes, Classic Twist, Funny Traffic Stop, Dark Humor Lite