An elderly man visits his doctor for a routine checkup.
Grinning, he says, “Doc, I feel amazing. I’m 89 years old, married to a 22-year-old, and she’s pregnant!”
The doctor raises an eyebrow. “Let me tell you a little story,” he says.
“A friend of mine went hunting once. In his rush, he grabbed an umbrella instead of his rifle. While walking through the woods, a bear leapt out at him.
He raised the umbrella, pointed it at the bear, pulled the handle—and the bear dropped dead.”
The old man frowns. “That’s impossible. Someone else must’ve shot the bear.”
The doctor nods. “Exactly.”