It was Emily’s birthday, and for months, she had been eagerly anticipating the special gift her boyfriend, Jake, had been hinting at.
“I got you something that will change your life,” he had told her. “It can go from 0 to 200 in just seconds!”
Finally, the big day arrived. As she sat down to open her gifts, she noticed that Jake was holding a small, neatly wrapped box—far from the grand package she had imagined. Excitedly, she unwrapped it, expecting something related to her dream sports car.
Confused, she pulled out the item and frowned. “How is this supposed to go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds?”
Jake grinned. “It’s a scale—just step on it.”