A man stands by his grandpa who is dying at 120 years old. His grandpa tells him, “The secret to a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder in your cereal every morning.”
Then he dies.
The boy listens to him and does it every morning. At the age of 153, he leaves behind 4 wives, 16 children, 50 grandchildren, 82 great-grandchildren, 177 great-grandchildren, and a mile-wide hole where the crematorium used to be.
