A mother and her young son go to church one Sunday. Midway through the service, the boy tugs on his mom’s sleeve and the son says, “Mom, I have to pee!”
Shocked, she leans down and quietly corrects him, “Sweetheart, we don’t say that in church. Next time, just say you need to whisper.”
The following week, the boy goes to church again, this time with his dad. Halfway through, he leans in and says, “Dad, I need to whisper.”
His father nods and replies, “Alright, son… just whisper in my ear.”