A guy dies and, having been far from perfect in life, finds himself in hell.
The devil greets him and explains that he’ll have to pick from one of three rooms to spend eternity in.
So, the guy looks into the first room and sees anguished people shrieking in horror as they burn in a massive fire.
He quickly shuts the door. He moves on to the second room where panicked people are being violently torn to shreds by giant, raging gorillas.
The guy quickly shuts that door, too.
He then moves on to the third room where people sit in vats of shit up to their waists…but also drink coffee and eat donuts.”
“Hmmmm, the guy thinks. Sitting in shit all day doesn’t sound great, but it sure beats the eternal hellfire and raging gorillas! Plus, there’s coffee and donuts!
So he tells the devil he’ll take room number three. A supervisor comes over, helps him into his own vat, and hands him a cup of coffee and a donut.
Not bad! he thinks as he dunks the donut into the coffee. For hell this is not bad at all!
Just then the supervisor blows a whistle and says, “OK, everyone. Break’s over. Back on your heads!