Timmy and Tommy, two notoriously mischievous brothers, were sent to a religious reform school in hopes of straightening them out.
Not long after arriving, Timmy found himself in trouble and was sent to the principal’s office. The towering principal leaned forward and sternly asked, “Do you know where God is?”
Timmy’s eyes widened, but he stayed silent. The principal raised his voice, “I’ll ask you again—do you know where God is?!”
Terrified, Timmy bolted out of the office and ran straight to his room, slamming the door behind him.
Tommy, seeing his brother curled up in the corner, asked, “What happened?!”
With panic in his voice, Timmy whispered, “They don’t know where God is… and they think I took Him!”