Two hunters were out in the woods when suddenly one of them collapsed dead. His companion immediately dialed 911. The dispatcher answered, “Sir, how can I help you?”
The man exclaimed, “I think my friend is dead! Send an ambulance right away! What should I do?”
The dispatcher replied, “Please calm down, sir. First, we need to confirm that he’s really dead.”
After a moment of silence, a gunshot was heard, and then the man said, “Okay, what now?”