Robert, 82, and Martha, 76, are overjoyed with their recent decision to get married.
As they take a walk discussing wedding plans, they pass by a pharmacy. Robert suggests they go inside.
He approaches the pharmacist and asks, “Are you the owner here?”
The pharmacist replies, “Yes, that’s me.”
Robert asks, “Do you carry heart medication?”
The pharmacist responds, “Absolutely.”
Robert continues, “What about medicine for circulation?”
The pharmacist nods, “Plenty of options.”
Robert: “How about treatments for arthritis?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, we have those.”
Robert: “Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Robert: “Memory supplements?”
Pharmacist: “A large selection.”
Robert: “And vitamins and sleep aids?”
Pharmacist: “Certainly.”
Robert grins and says, “Perfect! We’d like to set up our wedding registry here.”