A senior couple was on a long drive across the country. The wife was behind the wheel when a highway patrol officer pulled them over.
The officer leaned in and said, “Ma’am, were you aware you were going over the speed limit?” The woman, a little hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He says you were speeding!” the husband shouted back.
Then the officer asked, “Could I see your license, please?” The woman again turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He wants to see your license!” he repeated. So, she handed her license to the officer.
After glancing at it, the officer said, “Oh, I see you’re from Arkansas. I visited there once and ended up on a blind date with the homeliest woman I’d ever met.”
The woman looked at her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied with a grin, “He says he thinks he remembers you!”