Little Danny curiously asked his father, “Where do people come from?”
His dad smiled and said, “Well, son, in the beginning, there were Adam and Eve. They had children, and their children had more children, and over time, that’s how the human race grew.”
Later, Danny asked his mom the same question. She responded, “Oh, we evolved from monkeys over millions of years.”
Confused, Danny ran back to his father. “Dad, you lied to me! Mom said we came from monkeys!”
His dad chuckled and said, “Son, she was just talking about her side of the family.”