A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were waiting by the pearly gates when God came out to greet them.
“Today, I’m feeling kind, so here’s the deal: if you can climb my 500-step staircase, listening to a joke on each step without laughing, you’ll get in.”
They all agreed eagerly.
The brunette cracked at the 50th step, the redhead at the 100th, but the blonde made it all the way to step 499, when she finally burst out laughing.
God asked, “You were almost there! Why did you laugh?”
The blonde smiled and said, “I just got the first one.”