Three expectant fathers sat nervously in the hospital waiting room, anxiously anticipating news about their wives.
A nurse walked up to the first man with a smile and said, “Congratulations, sir! Your wife just had twins!”
The man chuckled and said, “That’s incredible! I actually work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!”
A little while later, the nurse returned and approached the second man. “Sir, congratulations! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!”
The man’s jaw dropped. “Unbelievable! I work for Foursquare!”
Just then, the third man turned pale, buried his face in his hands, and started sobbing.
Concerned, the nurse asked, “Sir, are you okay?”
Through his tears, the man replied, “I work at 84 Lumber!”