A blind guy takes a trip to Texas. When he gets on the plane, he feels the seats and says, “Whoa, these are huge!”
The guy sitting next to him laughs, “Yeah man, everything’s bigger in Texas.”
When he lands, he stops by a bar. The bartender hands him a beer, and he goes, “Dang, this mug is massive!”
The bartender smirks, “everything’s big in Texas.”
Later, he asks, “Hey, where’s the restroom?”
“Second door on the right,” the bartender says.
But by mistake, the blind guy walks through the third door and falls right into a swimming pool.
Panicking, he starts yelling, “DON’T FLUSH! DON’T FLUSH!”
